Dear driver of the white Mazda that jumped the queue at the Allandale Main Road intersection this afternoon by turning right from the straight only lane:
What is it about you that makes you so much better than the rest of us? Please fill me in on your secret. Once the true reason is out in the open I’ll print you (and all your like-minded driving buddies) a bumper sticker that explains your reason to the person you just pushed in front of. After all, if we know what your reasons are, and I’m sure they are a valid reasons – it can’t just be that you are an arehole, the rest of us law abiding road users would be more than happy to oblige you by allowing you to push in front of us with less fuss and hooting.
Or is it that that you think we must be idiots for obeying the rules. You are obviously significantly more intelligent than us to spot a way to not have to sit in traffic when the rest of us idiots do?
Either way, please let me know? At least it would put me out of my misery, and perhaps make me less inclined to plant my bull-bar in your boot the next time I meet you on the corner of Main and Allandale.

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