Posted by: Alex
Rarely a night goes by without me dreaming something odd recently. I don’t remember all of them, some of them are just random clips strung together, but last nights was pretty good… See if you can spot the punch-line before the end
I dreamt Hunny and I bought a piece of land to build on. Not the plot I would like, but significantly larger than what we have at the moment. It was a secluded pan-handle plot, part of an old farm that had been sub-divided into smaller plots and sold off. This was the last one available.
When the plot had been split up, they demolished the old farm house, which was pretty run down anyway, and it was the piece of land that had held the main homestead that we bought. Because of this it still had an established garden. We were visiting the plot, and I was checking out exactly what we had bought. Nice big trees and an established garden. A pond that had crystal clear water and fish in it. A rock water feature, still running. A swimming pool, miraculously restored, still with a pool side entertainment area that had a toilet with working plumbing. Another outbuilding, also with a toilet in functional order…
Walking around our land, I started to need the toilet. I said to Hunny that it was time to go home, I needed to pee. He replied that I should just use the toilet in the poolside entertainment area. Which I was just about to do when I woke myself up and took myself off to the toilet in my real-life house…
I am a little sad that the land was just a dream but am quite amused at my brains way of letting me know that my bladder won’t hold till morning.